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Boundaries are for the simple minded


sext : i wanna be w/ u irl

(Source: babymilksnake, via gnarly)


isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via elegently)


when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk


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by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species



Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.

she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.

none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.

when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like…